|me:||I'm going to bed early tonight.|
|me:||is that the sun|
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
Justin Bartels - Impression (2012)
I can’t not reblog this.
This is the best thing on the Internet. We undress everyday and it shows us how confined we are. Those imprints show how uncomfortable we are throughout each day just to impress other people. We create prisons in our own clothes. We are a prisoner in a socially constructed idea of what is beautiful.
yes its back
well, that was something.
… He is making some very good points.
“Four legged boobs.”
nigahiga spittin straight wisdom
I love this
who is this guy i want ten of him
^THERE’S PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW NIGAHIGA????????????
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW OF NIGAHIGA RYAN IS THE BEST