I'm Sammy. 18.
Happily taken by Seth McAdams since 7/8/2012.
Get to know me. I'm an open book.

Enjoy. ♡
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maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

(via nooneknowswhyyourfearshaverisen)

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jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

(via nosocialinteractionstoday)

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4 hours ago

spectr0-magic:

words to live by

I still can’t believe she’s voiced by a guy.

(Source: 2000ish, via nosocialinteractionstoday)

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4 hours ago

jaclcfrost:

if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

  • my height
  • my voice
  • exactly how annoying i can be

(via creatures-inthe-night)

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4 hours ago

New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

(via creatures-inthe-night)

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5 hours ago

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

(via nosocialinteractionstoday)

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5 hours ago
thedaughterofearth:

ninamunteanu:

“If there is magic on this planet it is contained in water”—Loren Eiseley

ॐ Nature

thedaughterofearth:

ninamunteanu:

If there is magic on this planet it is contained in water”—Loren Eiseley

ॐ Nature

(Source: thealiennextdoor.com, via lindenadele)

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5 hours ago

immature-kid:

xxunlovelyxx:

asanaambitions:

therealcoleyy:

nachtbilder:

Justin Bartels - Impression (2012)

I can’t not reblog this.

This is the best thing on the Internet. We undress everyday and it shows us how confined we are. Those imprints show how uncomfortable we are throughout each day just to impress other people. We create prisons in our own clothes. We are a prisoner in a socially constructed idea of what is beautiful.

yes its back

well, that was something.

(Source: likeafieldmouse, via lindenadele)

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5 hours ago

thesushiandcats:

lotv:

I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit. 

This post makes me want a duck.

(Source: dailyanimals, via lindenadele)

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5 hours ago

awkward-fallen-angel:

onthesideoftheotters:

the-risen-demon-bowraven:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

zakichu:

peterpanandlarry:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

… He is making some very good points.

“Four legged boobs.”

nigahiga spittin straight wisdom

I love this

who is this guy i want ten of him

^THERE’S PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW NIGAHIGA????????????

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW OF NIGAHIGA RYAN IS THE BEST

(Source: dudewithabow, via lindenadele)

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5 hours ago

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(Source: iraffiruse, via creatures-inthe-night)

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3 days ago
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